Dad makes me watch Woodstock videos for the culture
I’m blown away by all the tits and ass
He takes me fishing, shows me how to live off the land
I tangle my fingers in Walleye guts
How to clean a carburetor ... Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.
Can’t stop giggling when he bangs his knuckles on the engine block
Shows me how to shave
I carve a middle finger in the side of my head
When he’s not lookin’ I learn how to smoke his smokes and drink his beer.
And google all his nudey mags
Dad’s old and dried up now
I wipe his ass when he shits in his diaper
And teach him not to play in it