Farting Corpse (song, to be sung in the tune of "Jingle Bells")

CHORUS

Farting Corpse,
Farting Corpse,
Flatulent Decay
Grandma ate a can of beans
then blew herself away-ay

(repeat chorus)

Verse

Shopping for a piece
at the gun show yesterday
Grandma said "Goodbye, cruel world,
cause aging just don't pay"

But grandma loved her beans
each and every bite
they were inside her when she died
now gas comes out each night!

(repeat chorus)