Wednesday, March 25, 2009


A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender points a shotgun at the giraffe's neck. He says, "I will not be made a fool of." His ears wiggle and speak: "If my synapses are hurt from wild laughter one more time, I will strip off the flesh of the owner of this bar until there is nothing left except a fool." The giraffe frowns and walks out of the bar. Happy hour passes. The door opens. A rabbi walks into the bar. The rabbi is followed by a gorilla, priest, Hindu, Wiccan priestess, traveling salesman, polish light bulb repairman, chicken, cow, zombie, homeless man, rapist, prison guard, crocodile, underwear model, B movie actress, klezmer band leader. neurotic Jewish mother, man who is very offended by stereotypes, caped crimefighter, and a woman. The bartender cannot believe his eyes, but fears the displeasure of his ears.

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