I took my wife to the Monet exhibit at The Museum of Modern Art. I had the sudden urge to deficate and had no time to find a bathroom. I ducked behind one of the paintings and relieved myself on a blank canvas.
At the end of the show we attended an auction. While we both make a decent living, the majority of the items were beyond our reach.
As we got up to leave, someone paid a fortune for a "Just Found" Monet painting.