Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Impressionist

I took my wife to the Monet exhibit at The Museum of Modern Art. I had the sudden urge to deficate and had no time to find a bathroom. I ducked behind one of the paintings and relieved myself on a blank canvas.

At the end of the show we attended an auction. While we both make a decent living, the majority of the items were beyond our reach.

As we got up to leave, someone paid a fortune for a "Just Found" Monet painting.


  1. There may be two Monets in my room as I write this... but it still makes me smile.

  2. My wife gets a Monet calendar every year...this story came out quite naturally (full pun intended).