Thursday, April 9, 2009

The Man with Penis Breath

This is the Binaca spray of the man with penis breath. There are no breath freshening liquids, just sperm and fungus.

Things freshen with breath freshening liquids. He likes it when things freshen…Sperm, you swallow sperm, you spit out sperm, and breath does not freshen.

Why do you have such a strange dispenser of breath spray?

I am the man with penis breath, people are always cumming and cumming, and I am always sad.

But why do you have such a strange dispenser of breath spray?

I am always sad…

3 comments:

  1. holy shit, that was funny! still cracking up...

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  2. Thanks. I rewrote Russell Edson's The Reason Why the Closet-Man is Never Sad.

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